simonhowes: Random drunk at the door again. Great!

LeeLee2433: I'll get drunk real fast so hopefully they don't trust me to cut their hair in "my condition". Eh, I'll probably still have to.

southerndelite: #3drunkwords I'm NOT drunk

jhabdas: En route to the Gaelic Park Irish Fest in Oak Forest with a green shirt says "Irish I were drunk".

chelseadeptula: @Patsweet a couple days ago you asked if that "equaled drunk drunk drunk," I hope my lack of a reply gave you the answer. :)

treygreg: @swinfrey NO DEAL. I drunk a lot last night and managed to not get sick....SMH..... FML

TheInvestment: does anyone remember the rabbit that used to be on the WB tv show unhappily ever after?..lmao...he stayed drunk...random i no

earlythrasher: Still drunk with my parents. Fuck sobriety. You can't turn down free drinks, can ya?.... well... I cant.

kdeezy816: Lakers play 2 day Kobe going down imma get up and hit wet willies like a drunk for this last day in miami kick it wit my new lady friend ???

mom23boys: Got 13 hours of sleep last night. I think I'm sleep drunk.

tropicalxashley: guess who: omgg i need to get drunk and i neeeeeed a boyfrienddddddd.. my life suckssss. </333

priSCberry: http://twitpic.com/5xfek - Being silly & drunk w/my Scarlettita. I miss yoU! :(

mikecane: @EmmeRogers I'll be damned if I'll spend money to get lobsters drunk. They should spend their money to get ME drunk!

davejp: Is now quite drunk but the music goes on so the beer must keep flowing #fb

Teenie_B: so he was drunk when he talked to me .. all his words were scrambled.. but he though I didn't notice...ha!!